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The latest news for the Twins is that Danny Valencia was rear ended at crosstown by none other than Denard Span. If I was to write a book, titled The Season From Hell and used the Twins season to write it, people would criticize it as unrealistic and over the top. This is the type of year that it is impossible to make up.
For those that are unware, here is a breakdown of the Twins opening day 25 man roster, and their injuries.
Catcher Joe Mauer. No player on the Twins has received more press for his injuries since Kirby Puckett. His mysterious Bi-lateral leg weakness caused him to spend time on the 60 day DL after struggling early in the season. He has yet to recover fully, and is now shutdown for the season with Pneumonia. It remains to be seen what will happen during the off-season. No player on the Twins roster will be more scrutinized over the off-season.
First Baseman Justin Morneau: Lingering concussion symptoms caused him to miss the majority of the season as well. It’s beginning to make fans question if he’ll ever be 100% again. Concussions have been been at the forefront of many star athletes missing time and careers of players such as Corey Koskie have been ended by the dreaded Post-Concussion Syndrome. The Twins are considering a switch for Morneau to DH full time in the future due to his recent aggravation of concussion symptoms by simply diving for a ground ball.
Second Baseman Tsuyoshi Nishioka: A hard slide breaking up a double play attempt by the Japanese Import led to a fractured fibula stopping his season before it ever had a chance to start. After the injury he has struggled to adjust to the American game and was recently shut down for the season due to a back injury.
Short Stop Alexi Casilla: After a slow start, Casilla was finally beginning to show the potential that has led the Twins to think he may have a chance to be a starting middle infielder. But a strained hamstring shut him down in July which he re-aggravated in August.
Third Baseman Danny Valencia: Up until recently he was the model of health for the Minnesota Twins, but his recent fender bender puts his season away from the DL in jeopardy. Reports are that his injuries are not serious. But we’ve heard that story before, I’ll wait till he returns to the lineup to believe it.
Left Fielder Delmon Young: Sore ribs and a poor attitude sent Delmon Young to the DL in April. A sprained ankle in June led to a 2nd DL stint. He was eventually traded to Detroit after the waiver deadline and has remained healthy there.
Center Fielder Denard Span: His bat was the lone bright spot for the Twins early in the season before a concussion wiped out the majority of his 2011 season. After his first game back followingr a re-aggravation of concussion symptoms Denard Span rear ended a teammate, and is now experiencing concussion symptoms yet again.
Right Fielder Michael Cuddyer: Cuddyer has also managed to spend most of the season off the DL. He was an extremely valuable player for the Twins, seeing time at First, 2nd, RF, LF, and even pitched. A bruised wrist after being hit by a pitch has kept him out of several games late in the season, but has yet to see the DL.
Designated Hitter 1 Jason Kubel: A sprained Left Foot sent Jason Kubel to the DL at the end of May.
Designated Hitter 2 Jim Thome; The man who hit 600 had two DL stitns in May and June for an Oblique strain and Quad strain respectively.
Starting Pitcher Fransisco Liriano: Shoulder Inflammation sent Liriano to the DL. His no hitter was one of the lone bright spots for this season. He also was on the DL in late August with a shoulder strain.
Starting Pitcher Carl Pavano: Despite not posting great numbers Pavano has managed to stay away from the disabled list.
Starting Pitcher Scott Baker: Elbow injuries sent Baker to the DL 3 times this season de-railing a very solid season.
Starting Pitcher Brian Duensing: Stayed healthy this season, but did leave a start with an oblique strain.
Starting Pitcher Nick Blackburn: A strained Right forearm shut down Blackburn’s season in August.
Closer Joe Nathan: A flexor strain sent the struggling Joe Nathan to the DL in May
Relief Pitcher Glen Perkins: An Oblique strain in May sent the twins most consistent reliever to the DL in late may
Other Injuries:
Jason Repko – Shoulder Bursistus
Jose Mijares – Elbow Strain
Kevin Slowey – Bicep Soreness, Abdominal Strain
Kyle Gibson: Tommy John Surgery
So what does this all mean? The Twins rarely saw their starting lineup together at any point in this season, and in a season where they set a record for payroll they are on pace to lose 100 games. I believe something needs to change. The Twins off-season workouts need to be amped up by players and they should come into spring training in better shape. The training staff should also be examined to see if there is anything they are doing wrong that is causing these injuries.
There is reason for optimism next season. Because simply put, they can’t get any worse.